What Mr. Trump Wants
1.) To be the richest man in the world. (Also, 2, 3, 4, and 5.) 6.) To ruin any individual he's promoted to a prominent position who'd fall under DEI categories, and the Kennedy family name, and the current world's richest man (and anyone else who may have a higher 'net worth' than his or who in some insignificant way crosses him). 7.) To be taken seriously. 8.) (This one's gross, use your imagination.) 9.) An even tan, but since he can't tan, a good makeup artist. 10.) To be the world's richest man. I'd suggest that all women, people of color, and people living alternative lifestyles in Mr. Trump's cabinet and orbit quit or leave now - in a similar vein to Ms. Noem's suggestion that immigrants self-deport, and including his own offspring - and save what reputation you still have. I'd suggest that the multi-billionaires surrounding the president just give him a bunch of stocks - the ones you don't like, he won't know the diff...