What Mr. Trump Wants

 1.) To be the richest man in the world. (Also, 2, 3, 4, and 5.)

 6.) To ruin any individual he's promoted to a prominent position who'd fall under DEI categories, and the Kennedy family name, and the current world's richest man (and anyone else who may have a higher 'net worth' than his or who in some insignificant way crosses him).

 7.) To be taken seriously.

 8.) (This one's gross, use your imagination.)

 9.) An even tan, but since he can't tan, a good makeup artist.

10.) To be the world's richest man.

I'd suggest that all women, people of color, and people living alternative lifestyles in Mr. Trump's cabinet and orbit quit or leave now - in a similar vein to Ms. Noem's suggestion that immigrants self-deport, and including his own offspring - and save what reputation you still have. I'd suggest that the multi-billionaires surrounding the president just give him a bunch of stocks - the ones you don't like, he won't know the difference - so his 'net worth' looks higher than any of yours for a minute (or for that matter, get your various outlets to just report that he's all of a sudden super-rich; again, he won't know or care about the truth), and y'all go golfing together for the next four years.

It's not that he cares in any way at all about anything to do with any of you - he doesn't, including his aforementioned offspring - and that's most likely mutual, but you're very convenient scapegoats/bottomless wallets as long as you last and as often as you're willing to forgive and forget, and for now he has more 'power' than you do. Despite the unlikelihood that any of you will step down or away, Moments of Awareness would like to wish you all the best for your future. May you always be surrounded by people who think like you do.