Calling in Sick - I LOVE THIS!!

From: G T
Subject: Calling in Sick - I LOVE THIS!!


This is too funny, I just had to pass it on. ...


Calling in sick...

A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well.

"What's the matter?" he asks.

"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.

"What the hell is anal glaucoma?"

"I can't see my ass coming into work today."

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